What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper
Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador
Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had drumsticks
What do you call a funny sheep?
A laughing stock
Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case
What do you call a cow that can play music?
A moo-sician
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
Why did the frog take the bus?
His car got toad away
