What vegetable is kind to everyone?
A sweet potato
What is the most musical bone?
A trombone
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese
What’s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter?
Batman can go into a store without Robin.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
How do celebrities say cool?
They have many fans.