What is the most musical bone?
A trombone
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese
How do celebrities say cool?
They have many fans.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
What vegetable is kind to everyone?
A sweet potato
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What’s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter?
Batman can go into a store without Robin.
