If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don't drown!
How do you make a Gold Fish Old?
Take Away The G
What can you hear but not touch or see?
your voice
Which is heavier? A pound or feathers, or a pound of rocks?
Neither! They both weigh a pound
I will always come but never arrive. What am I?
tomorrow
Which Object is the King of the Classroom?
the ruler
Why are football stadiums cold?
Because there is a fan in every seat.
How do oceans say hello to each other?
They wave.
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
lunch and dinner
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I ?
money
What room has no windows or doors?
a mushroom
What is always in the front of you but can't be seen?
the future
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
What is the end of 'everything'?
the letter 'g'
I come down, but I never go up. What am I ?
rain
What can fill up a room but takes up no space?
light
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me. What am I?
a secret
What kind of rocks are at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean?
wet rocks
Take away my skin and I will not cry, but you will. What am I?
an onion
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
What has hands but can not clap?
a clock
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
The more you have of me, the less you can see. What am I?
the dark
What is the exact middle of America?
The letter "R"