What has hands but can not clap?
a clock
What can you hear but not touch or see?
your voice
What room has no windows or doors?
a mushroom
What kind of rocks are at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean?
wet rocks
Why are football stadiums cold?
Because there is a fan in every seat.
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
lunch and dinner
The more you have of me, the less you can see. What am I?
the dark
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you do not have me. What am I?
a secret
Take away my skin and I will not cry, but you will. What am I?
an onion
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
I will always come but never arrive. What am I?
tomorrow
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don't drown!
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I ?
money
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
I come down, but I never go up. What am I ?
rain
What is the end of 'everything'?
the letter 'g'
