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  • When is a yellow book not a yellow book?
    When it is read (red)
  • What instrument to skeletons like to play?
  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    He was feeling crumby
  • What covered the yellow brick road with snow?
    The blizzard of Oz
  • What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive.
    A Minnie-van
  • What sickness to old dogs get?
  • Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
    He was feeling Jura-sick
  • How do you count a herd of cattle?
    With a cow-culator
  • What do you get when you cross a shark with a parrot?
    A bird that will talk your ear off
  • Why can't a bike stand up by itself?
    Because it is two-tired
  • What kind of horse only goes out at night?
    A night-mare
  • Why was the broom late?
    Because it over swept
  • What do bad guys eat for dessert?
  • Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing
  • Why did the french fry lose the race?
    It couldn't ketchup
  • What happened when the frog left his car in a "No Parking Zone'?
    It got toad
  • Why do dogs run in circles?
    It is too hard to run in squares
  • What is a frogs favorite drink?
    Croak-a Cola
  • What cleans the floor then comes back to you?
    A broom-erang
  • What do you call person who designs dog houses?
    A bark-itect
  • How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
    A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
  • What do you call a pirate hanging on the wall?
  • Why did the snowman go to the grocery store?
    He wanted to pick his nose
  • Where do dogs drive their cars.
    The barking lot