14. How did the computer programmer get out of prison?
They used the escape key
10. What's a website's favourite food?
Cookies
5. Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It has a virus.
11. Why was the computer late to work?
It had a hard drive!
4. How does Bill Gates get into his house?
Through the windows.
6. What do you call someone who rescues computers?
A screensaver
15. Why did the computer break up with the internet?
Because there was no connection.
1. Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of mouse
8. What's an astronaut's favourite computer key?
A space bar!
3. What is a spider's favourite part of the internet?
WEBsite
13. Why are computers so smart?
Because they listen to their motherboard.
2. What charges a Mac computer?
Apple Juice
9. What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites!
7. What do computers eat?
Micro Chips