6. What do you call someone who rescues computers?
A screensaver
7. What do computers eat?
Micro Chips
15. Why did the computer break up with the internet?
Because there was no connection.
3. What is a spider's favourite part of the internet?
WEBsite
14. How did the computer programmer get out of prison?
They used the escape key
9. What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites!
1. Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of mouse
5. Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It has a virus.
2. What charges a Mac computer?
Apple Juice
8. What's an astronaut's favourite computer key?
A space bar!
10. What's a website's favourite food?
Cookies
11. Why was the computer late to work?
It had a hard drive!
13. Why are computers so smart?
Because they listen to their motherboard.
4. How does Bill Gates get into his house?
Through the windows.