1. Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of mouse
2. What charges a Mac computer?
Apple Juice
3. What is a spider's favourite part of the internet?
WEBsite
4. How does Bill Gates get into his house?
Through the windows.
5. Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It has a virus.
6. What do you call someone who rescues computers?
A screensaver
7. What do computers eat?
Micro Chips
8. What's an astronaut's favourite computer key?
A space bar!
9. What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites!
10. What's a website's favourite food?
Cookies
11. Why was the computer late to work?
It had a hard drive!
13. Why are computers so smart?
Because they listen to their motherboard.
14. How did the computer programmer get out of prison?
They used the escape key
15. Why did the computer break up with the internet?
Because there was no connection.
