Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack up!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.