Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
