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  • Gerzon Cazares is no longer on kitchen duty
    but he became head chef
    with a spoon as weapon
    ¡lo jubilaron por seguridad!
    because he almost burned rice
  • David Alvarado no longer uses the old rifle
    but he misses it
    ¡trauma militar!
    because it jammed twice
    calls it Rosita
  • Dylan Salas doesn’t mop the hallway anymore
    or his eyebrows
    ¡a lo cavernícola!
    because he broke 3 mops
    but he sweeps with his boots
  • Donaji García already cleaned the bathroom
    so she went to the drill
    while singing reggaetón
    but forgot her toothbrush
    ¡qué multitasking!
  • Abel González doesn’t wear that cap anymore
    but he glued it on
    because it flew away
    ¡ingeniero nivel creativo!
    with peanut butter
  • Cynthia Osuna no longer carries the first aid kit
    and a rubber chicken
    because she lost it twice
    but she carries snacks now
    ¡gran mejora!
  • Alejandro Martínez still hasn’t shaved
    because he lost his razor
    ¡ay nanita!
    so he got extra push-ups
    with a butter knife
  • Bryan Jimenez is still not in line
    ¡haciendo fila solo!
    even though the line is gone
    because he’s fixing his laces
    with invisible boots
  • Irving Cruz hasn’t gotten his schedule yet
    on a floating piñata
    because he burned it
    so he’s wandering cluelessly
    ¡perdido como siempre!
  • Alfonso González hasn’t taken the test yet
    ¡crack académico!
    and drew memes instead
    because he forgot his name
    so he’s freaking out
  • Octavio Balderas has already packed his gear
    with a taco in each boot
    so he can rest
    ¡y nadie se dio cuenta!
    but he forgot his pants
  • Noé Luis doesn’t shine boots anymore
    in his sandwich
    ¡mil usos!
    because he’s on patrol now
    but he keeps the polish
  • Edgar Rivera hasn’t done his report yet
    so he can’t eat lunch
    ¡literal!
    he’s using emojis only
    because he forgot how to write
  • Daniel Coronado hasn’t eaten lunch yet
    because he’s protesting silently
    ¡puro coraje!
    so he’s hangry and wild
    for better salsa
  • Yasser Toledo is still marching in place
    to summon rain
    because he misunderstood the command
    ¡shaman nivel cadete!
    even though drill ended
  • Adrián Fernández already cleaned the windows
    and got stuck
    ¡ni modo cristal!
    so he was excused early
    but he licked one for fun
  • Erick Ramírez is still on watch duty
    because the others fell asleep
    with binoculars made of carrots
    ¡alerta nivel conejo!
    but he thinks it’s optional
  • Dariant Cervantes is still fixing his bunk
    but he forgot the screws
    ¡manitas mágicas!
    using tortillas as nails
    since morning training ended
  • Brayan García no longer reports to Bravo squad
    because he was reassigned
    but he’s still in uniform
    from a cereal box
    ¡lo mandaron de vacaciones!
  • Eduardo Calderón is still on uniform check
    ¡fashion sin miedo!
    because he always fails it
    with pink unicorns
    but today he wore pajamas
  • Karla Jiménez no longer attends cooking duty
    but she now brings dessert
    ¡chef de guerra!
    because she caused a fire
    explosive flan included
  • Gabriel Rodríguez already sang the anthem
    so he’s free for now
    ¡versión remix militar!
    with salsa moves
    but he changed the lyrics
  • Imanol Barrientos is still practicing drills
    because he failed yesterday
    although he’s actually asleep
    with glitter on his face
    ¡brilla pero no obedece!
  • María Vázquez has already done her inventory
    ¡bien solidaria, pero distraída!
    including her toothbrush
    so she helped others
    but forgot her own items
  • Isaac Jiménez already shouted the code
    but it was the wrong code
    so the sergeant entered
    in Pokémon language
    ¡ya valiste!
  • Víctor Bello hasn’t eaten yet
    because he’s fasting voluntarily
    so he’s super cranky
    with a churro in his sock
    ¡ya se puso de malas!
  • Irvin García is still organizing his locker
    but he's just hiding snacks
    ¡la tiendita!
    and a small cat
    because it exploded yesterday
  • Brandon Hernández has already finished his checklist
    but he forgot the paper
    and wrote it on his hand
    ¡todo se vale!
    so he left early
  • Imanol Barrientos hasn’t found his locker yet
    ¡ni GPS lo salva!
    so he uses someone else's
    and he lives in the bathroom
    because lockers are confusing
  • Sergio Guillen is still cleaning up mud
    ¡ni los cochinos!
    for fun
    from this morning’s drill
    but he’s rolling in it now
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