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Octavio Balderas has already packed his gear
but he forgot his pants
¡y nadie se dio cuenta!
with a taco in each boot
so he can rest
Imanol Barrientos is still practicing drills
because he failed yesterday
¡brilla pero no obedece!
although he’s actually asleep
with glitter on his face
Víctor Bello hasn’t eaten yet
with a churro in his sock
so he’s super cranky
¡ya se puso de malas!
because he’s fasting voluntarily
Gerzon Cazares is no longer on kitchen duty
but he became head chef
with a spoon as weapon
because he almost burned rice
¡lo jubilaron por seguridad!
Dariant Cervantes is still fixing his bunk
¡manitas mágicas!
but he forgot the screws
since morning training ended
using tortillas as nails
Irving Cruz hasn’t gotten his schedule yet
¡perdido como siempre!
on a floating piñata
because he burned it
so he’s wandering cluelessly
Donaji García already cleaned the bathroom
while singing reggaetón
but forgot her toothbrush
so she went to the drill
¡qué multitasking!
Brayan García no longer reports to Bravo squad
because he was reassigned
¡lo mandaron de vacaciones!
but he’s still in uniform
from a cereal box
Bryan Jimenez is still not in line
with invisible boots
because he’s fixing his laces
¡haciendo fila solo!
even though the line is gone
Isaac Jiménez already shouted the code
but it was the wrong code
in Pokémon language
so the sergeant entered
¡ya valiste!
Noé Luis doesn’t shine boots anymore
but he keeps the polish
because he’s on patrol now
¡mil usos!
in his sandwich
Alejandro Martínez still hasn’t shaved
with a butter knife
¡ay nanita!
so he got extra push-ups
because he lost his razor
Cynthia Osuna no longer carries the first aid kit
but she carries snacks now
because she lost it twice
¡gran mejora!
and a rubber chicken
Erick Ramírez is still on watch duty
¡alerta nivel conejo!
with binoculars made of carrots
because the others fell asleep
but he thinks it’s optional
Edgar Rivera hasn’t done his report yet
he’s using emojis only
so he can’t eat lunch
¡literal!
because he forgot how to write
Gabriel Rodríguez already sang the anthem
but he changed the lyrics
¡versión remix militar!
with salsa moves
so he’s free for now
