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Octavio Balderas has already packed his gear
with a taco in each boot
so he can rest
but he forgot his pants
¡y nadie se dio cuenta!
Imanol Barrientos is still practicing drills
with glitter on his face
because he failed yesterday
¡brilla pero no obedece!
although he’s actually asleep
Víctor Bello hasn’t eaten yet
with a churro in his sock
because he’s fasting voluntarily
so he’s super cranky
¡ya se puso de malas!
Gerzon Cazares is no longer on kitchen duty
because he almost burned rice
¡lo jubilaron por seguridad!
but he became head chef
with a spoon as weapon
Dariant Cervantes is still fixing his bunk
using tortillas as nails
since morning training ended
but he forgot the screws
¡manitas mágicas!
Irving Cruz hasn’t gotten his schedule yet
because he burned it
so he’s wandering cluelessly
on a floating piñata
¡perdido como siempre!
Donaji García already cleaned the bathroom
but forgot her toothbrush
¡qué multitasking!
so she went to the drill
while singing reggaetón
Brayan García no longer reports to Bravo squad
from a cereal box
because he was reassigned
¡lo mandaron de vacaciones!
but he’s still in uniform
Bryan Jimenez is still not in line
even though the line is gone
because he’s fixing his laces
with invisible boots
¡haciendo fila solo!
Isaac Jiménez already shouted the code
in Pokémon language
but it was the wrong code
so the sergeant entered
¡ya valiste!
Noé Luis doesn’t shine boots anymore
¡mil usos!
in his sandwich
but he keeps the polish
because he’s on patrol now
Alejandro Martínez still hasn’t shaved
because he lost his razor
with a butter knife
¡ay nanita!
so he got extra push-ups
Cynthia Osuna no longer carries the first aid kit
but she carries snacks now
¡gran mejora!
and a rubber chicken
because she lost it twice
Erick Ramírez is still on watch duty
but he thinks it’s optional
because the others fell asleep
¡alerta nivel conejo!
with binoculars made of carrots
Edgar Rivera hasn’t done his report yet
because he forgot how to write
he’s using emojis only
¡literal!
so he can’t eat lunch
Gabriel Rodríguez already sang the anthem
¡versión remix militar!
with salsa moves
but he changed the lyrics
so he’s free for now
