What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
He ate it way before it was cool.
What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
PUPeroni
Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
Because they don’t cut corners.
What did a pizza say to his new friend?
It's slice to meat you!
What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
Teeth
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
Pizza Tut
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!