Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
He ate it way before it was cool.
What did a pizza say to his new friend?
It's slice to meat you!
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
What is the best thing to put in a pizza?
Teeth
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
Because they don’t cut corners.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
Pizza Tut
What is a dog’s favorite type of pizza?
PUPeroni
