You were at a disco dressed as a member of the opposite sex.
You took your cousin's dog for a walk and came back with a completely different one.
You were climbing through your neighbor's upstairs window.
Really?
You were chasing a policeman down the street.
You were pushing your teacher down the road in a stroller.
You were throwing stones angrily at a large Coca Cola sign
You were sitting on the roof of the school crying.
You were running through the park dressed as a gorilla.
You went to work with your face and arms painted blue.
You were driving your car on the wrong side of the road.
You were standing in your head outside the cinema eating a banana.