You were climbing through your neighbor's upstairs window.
Really?
You took your cousin's dog for a walk and came back with a completely different one.
You were running through the park dressed as a gorilla.
You were driving your car on the wrong side of the road.
You were chasing a policeman down the street.
You were sitting on the roof of the school crying.
You went to work with your face and arms painted blue.
You were at a disco dressed as a member of the opposite sex.
You were throwing stones angrily at a large Coca Cola sign
You were pushing your teacher down the road in a stroller.
You were standing in your head outside the cinema eating a banana.
