What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
"I Apollo-gize."
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
She starts coffin.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?