What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator.
How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
She starts coffin.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
