How did Santa meet his wife?
Mince-spies.
Santa Paws.
The elf-abet.
At the snowball, it was love at frost sight!
Why is it a bad idea to write a book on reindeer?
It flu over his head!
At the snowball, it was love at frost sight!
Time to go shopping for a new clock.
Because it’s so much easier to write a book on paper.
What do Santa’s helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet.
Mince-spies.
Santa Paws.
Snow.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
It flu over his head!
At the snowball, it was love at frost sight!
Because it’s so much easier to write a book on paper.
Time to go shopping for a new clock.
Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke about Covid?
Time to go shopping for a new clock.
It flu over his head!
Because it’s so much easier to write a book on paper.
Snow.
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Mince-spies.
Santa Paws.
Snow.
The elf-abet.
Who did Santa find hiding in the bakery at Christmas?
Santa Paws.
Snow.
It flu over his head!
Mince-spies.