How did Santa meet his wife?
Mince-spies.
At the snowball, it was love at frost sight!
Santa Paws.
The elf-abet.
What do Santa’s helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet.
Mince-spies.
Santa Paws.
Snow.
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Santa Paws.
Snow.
Mince-spies.
The elf-abet.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
It flu over his head!
Because it’s so much easier to write a book on paper.
At the snowball, it was love at frost sight!
Time to go shopping for a new clock.
Who did Santa find hiding in the bakery at Christmas?
Santa Paws.
It flu over his head!
Mince-spies.
Snow.
Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke about Covid?
Snow.
Because it’s so much easier to write a book on paper.
It flu over his head!
Time to go shopping for a new clock.
Why is it a bad idea to write a book on reindeer?
It flu over his head!
At the snowball, it was love at frost sight!
Because it’s so much easier to write a book on paper.
Time to go shopping for a new clock.
