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Making Our Own Jokes

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  • Q: How do you say hi to the ocean? A: You ____.
    Wave
  • Q: Why did the wind make so many spelling mistakes? A: It was a rough _____.
    Draft
  • Q: Why are the classrooms so small in eyeball school? A: Because each teacher only has two ____.
    Pupils
  • Q: Why do rhinos make terrible cashiers? A: They ____ too much.
    Charge
  • Q: Why didn’t the sky smile? A: It was feeling ____.
    Blue
  • Q: Why was the dog so good at packing presents? A: He was a ____.
    Boxer
  • Q: How did the chemist fix his problem? A: He found a ______.
    Solution
  • BONUS: "This is a very important cemetery," Tom said ____ly.
    Grave
  • Q: What do you call a berry that makes shoes? A: A fruit _____.
    Cobbler
  • Q: Why is new toothpaste better? A: Because it’s in ____ condition.
    Mint
  • Q: How do you wake up a sleeping employee at an ice cream shop? A: Give them a good ____.
    Shake
  • Q: What did the man say to the noisy tennis players? A: Stop that ____!
    Racket
  • Q: How do lumberjacks keep track of their work? A: They keep a ____.
    Log
  • Q: Why is the English teacher still in jail? A: He has a long _____.
    Sentence
  • BONUS: "We live in California, but my friend lives in Arizona," Tom ____d.
    State
  • Q: Why do vampires like baseball? A: Because they love ____.
    Bats
  • Q: What do rivers like to read about in the newspaper? A: ____ events
    Current
  • Q: How do computers give each other manicures? A: With their ____.
    Files
  • Q: Why was that part of the song not important? A: It was only a ___ chord.
    Minor
  • Q: What do cars put on their toast? A: Traffic ____.
    Jam
  • Q: Why did the rock scientist change careers? A: His work was too ____.
    Hard
  • Q: What is a baseball player's favorite jewel? A: A _____.
    Diamond
  • Q: What meat do you put in a dirt taco? A: ____ beef
    Ground
  • Q: Why do playing cards have such tiny closets? A: Because they only have four ____.
    Suits
  • Q: How do elephants get ready for a vacation? A: They pack their ____.
    Trunks
  • Q: When is a sandwich a body part? A: When it’s a whole ____.
    Foot
  • Q: How do you weigh a lizard? A: You use a ____.
    Scale
  • Q: Why is the king always measuring how long things are? A: Because he's a ____.
    Ruler
  • Q: Why was the dog wearing a fancy dress? A: Because she was going to the ____.
    Ball
  • Q: How do sea animals close envelopes? A: With a ____.
    Seal
  • BONUS: "I waited a long time to see my doctor," Tom said _____ly.
    Patient
  • Q: Why did the lightning bolts not show up for work? A: They were on ____.
    Strike
  • Q: Why did the weaver do all his work at the last minute? A: Because a deadline was _____.
    Looming
  • Q: Why did the man start a horse farm? A: It was a very ____ job.
    Stable