Q: Why didn’t the sky smile? A: It was feeling ____.
Blue
Q: Why do vampires like baseball? A: Because they love ____.
Bats
Q: When is a sandwich a body part? A: When it’s a whole ____.
Foot
Q: How do computers give each other manicures? A: With their ____.
Files
Q: What did the man say to the noisy tennis players? A: Stop that ____!
Racket
Q: Why are the classrooms so small in eyeball school? A: Because each teacher only has two ____.
Pupils
Q: Why did the rock scientist change careers? A: His work was too ____.
Hard
Q: What do cars put on their toast? A: Traffic ____.
Jam
Q: Why was the dog so good at packing presents? A: He was a ____.
Boxer
Q: Why did the man start a horse farm? A: It was a very ____ job.
Stable
Q: How do you wake up a sleeping employee at an ice cream shop? A: Give them a good ____.
Shake
Q: How do sea animals close envelopes? A: With a ____.
Seal
Q: Why did the wind make so many spelling mistakes? A: It was a rough _____.
Draft
Q: Why do rhinos make terrible cashiers? A: They ____ too much.
Charge
Q: What do you call a berry that makes shoes? A: A fruit _____.
Cobbler
Q: Why did the lightning bolts not show up for work? A: They were on ____.
Strike
