An alien has put a microchip in my brain.
You should going to the space ship.
Why don't you taking it out?
You shouldn't tell the government!
When I eat nachos, I begin speaking in a Mexican accent.
You shouldn't to eat more nachos.
You should to add more jalapeños.
Why don't you stop eating nachos, wey?
There is a penguin living in my fridge!
Why don't you ask it to leave?
You shouldn't to talk to it.
What about to give it a popsicle?
A cockroach asked me if he could move his family into my house.
Why don't you to invite him?
You should step on it!
There is a duck in my schoolbag and he ate my homework!
You shouldn't to tell your mom.
You should to eat the duck.
Why don't you show your teacher?
I think my cat is planning world domination.
Why don't you to let it take over the world?
You should to spy on it.
You shouldn't give it any treats.
My best friend thinks he is Michael Jackson!
You should ask him to dance for you.
What about to call the police?
You shouldn't singing for him.
My hamster wants to go on a world tour!
What about the cat?
You should buy him a small suitcase.
Why don't you singing with him?
I suspect my teacher is really a robot.
You should to go to her house and see where she lives.
What about to see if she eats food?
Why don't you throw water on her?
My dog speaks English better than I do.
Why don't you ask it to do your homework?
You should practicing conversation.
You shouldn't to believe a word it says!
There is a cow sitting on my chair watching TV.
You shouldn't to sit with it.
What about watching TV with it?
Why don't you to tell it to leave?
My shoes are trying to run away! ---
You shouldn't to wear them
You should put them on your feet!
Why don't you eating them?