I suspect my teacher is really a robot.
You should to go to her house and see where she lives.
What about to see if she eats food?
Why don't you throw water on her?
When I eat nachos, I begin speaking in a Mexican accent.
You shouldn't to eat more nachos.
Why don't you stop eating nachos, wey?
You should to add more jalapeños.
I think my cat is planning world domination.
Why don't you to let it take over the world?
You should to spy on it.
You shouldn't give it any treats.
An alien has put a microchip in my brain.
Why don't you taking it out?
You should going to the space ship.
You shouldn't tell the government!
My shoes are trying to run away! ---
You shouldn't to wear them
You should put them on your feet!
Why don't you eating them?
There is a cow sitting on my chair watching TV.
What about watching TV with it?
You shouldn't to sit with it.
Why don't you to tell it to leave?
There is a duck in my schoolbag and he ate my homework!
Why don't you show your teacher?
You should to eat the duck.
You shouldn't to tell your mom.
There is a penguin living in my fridge!
What about to give it a popsicle?
Why don't you ask it to leave?
You shouldn't to talk to it.
My dog speaks English better than I do.
You should practicing conversation.
You shouldn't to believe a word it says!
Why don't you ask it to do your homework?
My best friend thinks he is Michael Jackson!
You should ask him to dance for you.
You shouldn't singing for him.
What about to call the police?
My hamster wants to go on a world tour!
You should buy him a small suitcase.
What about the cat?
Why don't you singing with him?
A cockroach asked me if he could move his family into my house.
You should step on it!
Why don't you to invite him?