My shoes are trying to run away! ---
You should put them on your feet!
You shouldn't to wear them
Why don't you eating them?
There is a penguin living in my fridge!
Why don't you ask it to leave?
You shouldn't to talk to it.
What about to give it a popsicle?
My best friend thinks he is Michael Jackson!
You shouldn't singing for him.
What about to call the police?
You should ask him to dance for you.
There is a duck in my schoolbag and he ate my homework!
Why don't you show your teacher?
You shouldn't to tell your mom.
You should to eat the duck.
My hamster wants to go on a world tour!
Why don't you singing with him?
You should buy him a small suitcase.
What about the cat?
An alien has put a microchip in my brain.
Why don't you taking it out?
You shouldn't tell the government!
You should going to the space ship.
There is a cow sitting on my chair watching TV.
What about watching TV with it?
Why don't you to tell it to leave?
You shouldn't to sit with it.
I think my cat is planning world domination.
Why don't you to let it take over the world?
You should to spy on it.
You shouldn't give it any treats.
I suspect my teacher is really a robot.
Why don't you throw water on her?
What about to see if she eats food?
You should to go to her house and see where she lives.
When I eat nachos, I begin speaking in a Mexican accent.
You should to add more jalapeños.
You shouldn't to eat more nachos.
Why don't you stop eating nachos, wey?
My dog speaks English better than I do.
You shouldn't to believe a word it says!
Why don't you ask it to do your homework?
You should practicing conversation.
A cockroach asked me if he could move his family into my house.
You should step on it!
Why don't you to invite him?
