My shoes are trying to run away! ---
Why don't you eating them?
You shouldn't to wear them
You should put them on your feet!
There is a penguin living in my fridge!
What about to give it a popsicle?
Why don't you ask it to leave?
You shouldn't to talk to it.
My best friend thinks he is Michael Jackson!
You shouldn't singing for him.
What about to call the police?
You should ask him to dance for you.
There is a duck in my schoolbag and he ate my homework!
You should to eat the duck.
Why don't you show your teacher?
You shouldn't to tell your mom.
My hamster wants to go on a world tour!
You should buy him a small suitcase.
What about the cat?
Why don't you singing with him?
An alien has put a microchip in my brain.
Why don't you taking it out?
You shouldn't tell the government!
You should going to the space ship.
There is a cow sitting on my chair watching TV.
You shouldn't to sit with it.
Why don't you to tell it to leave?
What about watching TV with it?
I think my cat is planning world domination.
Why don't you to let it take over the world?
You should to spy on it.
You shouldn't give it any treats.
I suspect my teacher is really a robot.
Why don't you throw water on her?
You should to go to her house and see where she lives.
What about to see if she eats food?
When I eat nachos, I begin speaking in a Mexican accent.
Why don't you stop eating nachos, wey?
You shouldn't to eat more nachos.
You should to add more jalapeños.
My dog speaks English better than I do.
Why don't you ask it to do your homework?
You should practicing conversation.
You shouldn't to believe a word it says!
A cockroach asked me if he could move his family into my house.
You should step on it!
Why don't you to invite him?
