My shoes are trying to run away! ---
Why don't you eating them?
You shouldn't to wear them
You should put them on your feet!
There is a penguin living in my fridge!
Why don't you ask it to leave?
You shouldn't to talk to it.
What about to give it a popsicle?
My best friend thinks he is Michael Jackson!
You should ask him to dance for you.
You shouldn't singing for him.
What about to call the police?
There is a duck in my schoolbag and he ate my homework!
Why don't you show your teacher?
You shouldn't to tell your mom.
You should to eat the duck.
My hamster wants to go on a world tour!
You should buy him a small suitcase.
Why don't you singing with him?
What about the cat?
An alien has put a microchip in my brain.
You should going to the space ship.
You shouldn't tell the government!
Why don't you taking it out?
There is a cow sitting on my chair watching TV.
Why don't you to tell it to leave?
What about watching TV with it?
You shouldn't to sit with it.
I think my cat is planning world domination.
You shouldn't give it any treats.
You should to spy on it.
Why don't you to let it take over the world?
I suspect my teacher is really a robot.
What about to see if she eats food?
You should to go to her house and see where she lives.
Why don't you throw water on her?
When I eat nachos, I begin speaking in a Mexican accent.
Why don't you stop eating nachos, wey?
You should to add more jalapeños.
You shouldn't to eat more nachos.
My dog speaks English better than I do.
Why don't you ask it to do your homework?
You shouldn't to believe a word it says!
You should practicing conversation.
A cockroach asked me if he could move his family into my house.
You should step on it!
Why don't you to invite him?
