You’re in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
The match.
I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
A popsicle.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder (bee holder).
Alexis was born on December 31st but always celebrates her birthday in the summer. Why?
She lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
What do the numbers 11, 69 and 88 all have in common?
They all read the same way when placed upside down.
What has a head but no brain?
A lettuce.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago.
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
An electrical train goes 157km/h and the wind blows south. Which way does the smoke go?
There is no smoke. It's an electrical train.
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
What wheel doesn't spin when you turn right?
the spare wheel
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
Glass.
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
How can 8 + 8 = 4?
When you think in terms of time. 8 AM + 8 hours= 4 o’clock.
What has many rings but no fingers?
A phone.
Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named "April." The second child was named "May." What was the third child’s name?
Johnny
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
A coffin.
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map.
Forward, I am heavy; backward, I am not. What am I?
Ton.
Who has married many women but was never married?
The priest.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
The alphabet.
Which key opens a banana?
a monKEY
Which word logically comes next in this sequence? Spots, tops, pots, opts…
Stop. All the words are anagrams of each other.
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather.
I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?
A kitten.
have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt.
What three numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3 (1 + 2 + 3 = 6 and 1 x 2 x 3 = 6).
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
Snowflake.
Choose the correct one: "The yolk are white" or "The yolk is white"
the yolk is YELLOW
How can a man who shaves several times a day still sport a long beard?
He’s a barber.
What has a tail and a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?
They are both in the middle of water.
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.
During which month do people sleep the least?
February (there are usually fewer nights in February).
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven.
Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
meat
Why do cats make good warriors?
Because they’ve got nine lives.
Your parents have six sons including you and each son has one sister. How many people are in the family?
Nine—two parents, six sons, and one daughter.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock-tor.
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.