What wheel doesn't spin when you turn right?
the spare wheel
An electrical train goes 157km/h and the wind blows south. Which way does the smoke go?
There is no smoke. It's an electrical train.
Which key opens a banana?
a monKEY
Choose the correct one: "The yolk are white" or "The yolk is white"
the yolk is YELLOW
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
short
Your parents have six sons including you and each son has one sister. How many people are in the family?
Nine—two parents, six sons, and one daughter.
Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
meat
The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?
A coffin.
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
A map.
If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder (bee holder).
How can 8 + 8 = 4?
When you think in terms of time. 8 AM + 8 hours= 4 o’clock.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago.
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
Glass.
During which month do people sleep the least?
February (there are usually fewer nights in February).
You’re in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
The match.
What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?
They are both in the middle of water.
