What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Nevermind, it's over your head.
What is a cat's favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm
How do you get straight As?
By using a ruler!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
They wanted to go to high school
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts
What do you call a smart group of trees?
A brainforest
Why didn't the rooster go on the roller coaster?
Because it was chicken
Hwo does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side
What do alligators drink before a race?
Gatorade
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister
What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's the R but it's the C!
How do sailors get their clothes clean?
They throw them overboard and they wash ashore
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
Because i always went back four seconds.