Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration
What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver
What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck
Why didn't the rooster go on the roller coaster?
Because it was chicken
Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
Because i always went back four seconds.
How do sailors get their clothes clean?
They throw them overboard and they wash ashore
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister
What is a cat's favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies
How do you get straight As?
By using a ruler!
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Nevermind, it's over your head.
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
They wanted to go to high school
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's the R but it's the C!
Hwo does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side
