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  • I wanted to go on a trip to Europe so I started to walk across the ocean.
    You can't walk across the ocean.
  • Thomas was taking a bath in pancakes and syrup.
    You eat pancakes and syrup. Take a bath in water with soap.
  • When Rose came home, she found a lamp, when she rubbed it, a genie came out to grant her 3 wishes.
    Genies aren't real.
  • The elephant fed peanuts to the boy.
    the boy would feed the elephant peanuts
  • Yesterday, I saw a leprechaun running towards the rainbow and then he disappeared.
    Leprechauns are imaginary.
  • Greg the shark got on his boat to go fishing, but he didn't catch anything!
    Sharks don't go fishing, people do.
  • Robert is a great soccer player! He runs so fast that no one can take the apple from him when he kicks it.
    You kick a soccer ball.
  • The mom was hungry, so the baby fed her some baby food.
    Babies don't feed moms. Moms don't eat baby food.
  • I went to pick some candy canes from the trees outside.
    Candy canes don't grow on trees.
  • We get apple juice from cows.
    You get apple juice from the store. Cows give you milk.
  • When Sally got to school on the first day, she met her principle, the elephant.
    Elephants can't be principles.
  • The firefighter was baking cookies at the bakery.
    Bakers bake cookies. Firefighters put out fires.
  • Robert was really tired, so he went under the rock to sleep.
    You sleep in a bed not under a rock.
  • Ariel found a fork in the ocean, she decided to brush her hair with it.
    You brush your hair with a hairbrush/comb.
  • Last night I saw pigs and monkeys flying in the sky.
    Pigs and monkeys don't fly.
  • My sister painted a picture with her hair.
    You paint pictures with a paintbrush.
  • After dinner, Mark had feed his pet dragon, and take his pet dinosaur on a walk.
    Dinosaurs are extinct, and dragons aren't real.
  • I went to the farm and I learned to ride a dog.
    You ride a horse.
  • Mary was so excited for her birthday party, that fireworks came out of her head!
    Fireworks can't come out of heads
  • The shark and dolphin went on vacation to Mexico and were playing cards.
    Sharks and dolphins can't go on vacation or play cards.
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