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The elephant fed peanuts to the boy.
the boy would feed the elephant peanuts
We get apple juice from cows.
You get apple juice from the store. Cows give you milk.
I went to the farm and I learned to ride a dog.
You ride a horse.
My sister painted a picture with her hair.
You paint pictures with a paintbrush.
I went to pick some candy canes from the trees outside.
Candy canes don't grow on trees.
I wanted to go on a trip to Europe so I started to walk across the ocean.
You can't walk across the ocean.
Last night I saw pigs and monkeys flying in the sky.
Pigs and monkeys don't fly.
When Sally got to school on the first day, she met her principle, the elephant.
Elephants can't be principles.
The shark and dolphin went on vacation to Mexico and were playing cards.
Sharks and dolphins can't go on vacation or play cards.
Mary was so excited for her birthday party, that fireworks came out of her head!
Fireworks can't come out of heads
After dinner, Mark had feed his pet dragon, and take his pet dinosaur on a walk.
Dinosaurs are extinct, and dragons aren't real.
The mom was hungry, so the baby fed her some baby food.
Babies don't feed moms. Moms don't eat baby food.
Robert was really tired, so he went under the rock to sleep.
You sleep in a bed not under a rock.
Yesterday, I saw a leprechaun running towards the rainbow and then he disappeared.
Leprechauns are imaginary.
The firefighter was baking cookies at the bakery.
Bakers bake cookies. Firefighters put out fires.
When Rose came home, she found a lamp, when she rubbed it, a genie came out to grant her 3 wishes.
Genies aren't real.
