"Don't ever leave me." "Good. 'Cause I'd find you!"
Wedding Chrasers
“Revenge is a dish best served cold”
Godfather - Don Vito Corleone
“I asked God for a bike but I know God does not work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”
Godfather - Michael Corleone
"He might be okay. [Beat. Huge explosion.] Well, no, probably not now."
Groundhog Day
"If My Dog Was As Ugly As You, I'd Shave Its Butt And Make It Walk Backwards."
Sandlot - Ham
“You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward."
Rocky
"It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."
The Hangover
"Yeah, but I shoot with this hand."
Blazing Saddles
"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
Caddyshack
"Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out."
Christmas Vacation
“I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!”
Happy Gilmore
“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
Home Alone
“How do you spell FBI?”
Toy Story 2
“Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell No!”
Animal House
“And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show,” it doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.”
Elf
“I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
Silence of the Lambs
“We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!”
Ghostbusters
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Godfather
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane
"Have some more sloppy Joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy."
Billy Madison