"If My Dog Was As Ugly As You, I'd Shave Its Butt And Make It Walk Backwards."
Sandlot - Ham
“I asked God for a bike but I know God does not work that way. So I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”
Godfather - Michael Corleone
“Revenge is a dish best served cold”
Godfather - Don Vito Corleone
“You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward."
Rocky
"The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
Caddyshack
"Have some more sloppy Joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy."
Billy Madison
“I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!”
Happy Gilmore
"Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out."
Christmas Vacation
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane
"Yeah, but I shoot with this hand."
Blazing Saddles
“I’m having an old friend for dinner.”
Silence of the Lambs
"He might be okay. [Beat. Huge explosion.] Well, no, probably not now."
Groundhog Day
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Godfather
"It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."
The Hangover
“And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show,” it doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.”
Elf
“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
Home Alone
