Jokes

What’s black and white and blue? A depressed ______ .

Can a _____ jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. Buildings can’t jump.

What do you say to a _____ in the road? Moo ... ve!

Why did the baby _____ need a new suitcase for her vacation? She only had a little trunk.

Why are ______ so good at video games? Because they have nine lives.

What’s orange and sounds like a _____? A carrot.

Teacher: "Name a ____ with wings but can’t fly." Student: "A dead ____, sir."