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Why are ______ so good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
Cats
What do you say to a _____ in the road? Moo ... ve!
Cow
What’s black and white and blue? A depressed ______ .
Zebra
Can a _____ jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. Buildings can’t jump.
Kangaroo
Why did the baby _____ need a new suitcase for her vacation? She only had a little trunk.
Elephant
Teacher: "Name a ____ with wings but can’t fly." Student: "A dead ____, sir."
Bird, bird
What’s orange and sounds like a _____? A carrot.
Parrot
