I hit the tall, miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?
Lightning
If you feed me, I live. If you water me, I die. What am I?
Fire
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
I'm always in front of you but you can never see me. What am I?
The future
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard
If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?
Bread
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
A light switch
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole