I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
If you feed me, I live. If you water me, I die. What am I?
Fire
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole
A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
A light switch
If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?
Bread
I hit the tall, miss the small. In a flash I am gone. What am I?
Lightning
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
