Where did the leprechaun hide during hide-and-seek?
At the end of the rainbow!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock and roll!
How did the Leprechaun go to the moon?
In Sham-rocket
What do you call an Irish fairy who went to jail?
Leprecon
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A sham-rock!
Where do leprechauns post their pictures?
On Insta-sham!
Why did the Irish golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why do Leprechauns recycle?
Because they decided to go green!
What do you get when you cross St. Patrick’s day with Christmas?
St. O’Claus!
What is the best St. Patrick’s day breakfast?
Green eggs and ham!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What do you call leprechauns who collect cans, bottles, and newspapers?
Wee-cyclers!
Where can you be certain of finding gold?
Dictionary!
Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s day?
Because they are always wearing green!
What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
He told them to hiss off!
What do you call a Leprechaun prank?
Saint Pat-Trick!
What do you call a great photo on St. Patrick’s Day?
Pitcher-perfect.
What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
A lepre-coin!
Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What’s long and green and only shows up once a year?
St. Patrick’s Day parade!
Why did the leprechaun cross over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What did the giant say to the leprechaun?
Look up!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland?
It means a horse lost its shoe!
What happens when a leprechaun falls into the Irish Sea?
He gets wet!
What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?
You too?