What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A sham-rock!
Why did the Irish golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?
You too?
Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Why do Leprechauns recycle?
Because they decided to go green!
Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s day?
Because they are always wearing green!
What do you call a great photo on St. Patrick’s Day?
Pitcher-perfect.
Where can you be certain of finding gold?
Dictionary!
What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
A lepre-coin!
Why did the leprechaun cross over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
Sham-rock and roll!
Where do leprechauns post their pictures?
On Insta-sham!
What do you get when you cross St. Patrick’s day with Christmas?
St. O’Claus!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland?
It means a horse lost its shoe!
How did the Irish jig get started?
With too many Guinness and too few washrooms!
