Why was the broom late for school?
It over-swept.
What did one snowman say to the other?
"Do you smell carrot?"
I very good at sleeping.
I could even do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
A brrrooooommmm stick.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
What goes up very slowly and comes down very fast?
An elephant in an elevator!
How do movie stars stay cool?
They have many fans.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling
What did the cherry say to the strawberry?
Let's jam!
What’s the best way to host a party in space?
You planet.
Did you hear about the soap-stealing robber?
He decided to come clean.