Why was the broom late for school?
It over-swept.
How do movie stars stay cool?
They have many fans.
I very good at sleeping.
I could even do it with my eyes closed.
What’s the best way to host a party in space?
You planet.
Did you hear about the soap-stealing robber?
He decided to come clean.
What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
What did the cherry say to the strawberry?
Let's jam!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
A brrrooooommmm stick.
What goes up very slowly and comes down very fast?
An elephant in an elevator!
What did one snowman say to the other?
"Do you smell carrot?"
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
