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Corny Halloween Jokes

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  • Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
    They have no body to love :(
  • What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
    A human bean.
  • What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
    A human bean.
  • What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
    A human bean.
  • What do you call a witch’s garage?
    A broom closet.
  • Why did the ghost go into the bar?
    For the Boos.
  • Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
    Because he had bat breath.
  • Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?
    He heard it had great circulation.
  • Where does a ghost go on vacation?
    Mali-boo.
  • Why don’t mummies take time off?
    They’re afraid to unwind.
  • Why did the headless horseman go into business?
    He wanted to get ahead in life.
  • Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
    So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
  • What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
    A human bean.
  • Know why skeletons are so calm?
    Because nothing gets under their skin.
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