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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
They have no body to love :(
Know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.
Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?
He heard it had great circulation.
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.
Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath.
What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean.
What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean.
What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean.
What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean.
