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Halloween Jokes for Kids

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  • How do ghosts go from floor to floor?
    By scare-case!
  • Which boats do vampires travel in?
    Blood vessels.
  • What do witches race on?
    Vroomsticks!
  • What do you call two witches who share a room?
    Broom mates!
  • What type of coffee does a vampire drink?
    De-coffin-ated!
  • What do witches put in their hair?
    Scare spray!
  • What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?
    Spook-tacles!
  • Why didn’t the skeleton jump off the roof?
    He didn’t have the guts.
  • How did the vampire race finish?
    Neck and neck!
  • hat is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
    A trombone.
  • What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
    Lots of blood tests!
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