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What do witches put in their hair?
Scare spray!
What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?
Spook-tacles!
How did the vampire race finish?
Neck and neck!
hat is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
A trombone.
How do ghosts go from floor to floor?
By scare-case!
What do you call two witches who share a room?
Broom mates!
What type of coffee does a vampire drink?
De-coffin-ated!
What do witches race on?
Vroomsticks!
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Which boats do vampires travel in?
Blood vessels.
Why didn’t the skeleton jump off the roof?
He didn’t have the guts.
