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  • What street can you find ghosts?

    Dead ends.
  • Why are spiders so smart?

    They can find everything on the web.
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot.

    A carrot.
  • What do sharks say when something cool happens?

    Jawesome!
  • What is red and smells like blue paint?
    Red paint.
  • Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday?
    Sunday, of course. Monday is a weekday.
  • What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta!
  • Q: Why do you spread peanut butter on busy highways?
    A: To go with the traffic jam.
  • What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up? 
    What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up? 
  • Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?

    He never tells the truth. He’s always a-lion.
  • What do you call a sad strawberry?

    A blueberry.
  • What kind of car does an egg drive?
    A yolkswagen.
  • Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide.
  • What do you call a magic dog?

    Labra-cadabra-doodle.
  • What is the best answer when an employment application asks who is to be notified in case you have an emergency?
    I always write, “A very good doctor.”
  • What did one ocean say to the other?
    Nothing, they just waved.
  • What do you call a cheese that doesn't belong to you?
    Nacho cheese!
  • How do celebrities stay cool?
    
They have many fans.
  • Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

    Because she’d just let it go.
  • I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the bus.
    And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
  • What do you call a fish with no eye?

    Fsh.
  • Where do cows go on their first date?
    To the movies
  • What do you call a fly without wings?

    A walk.
  • What do you call two birds in love?
    Tweethearts!
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