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PUBLIC SPEAKING EXERCISE (PSE) Telling Jokes (Q and A's)

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What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved.

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I gave up my seat to an elderly person on the bus.

And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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What is the best answer when an employment application asks who is to be notified in case you have an emergency?

I always write, “A very good doctor.”

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Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday?

Sunday, of course. Monday is a weekday.

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Q: Why do you spread peanut butter on busy highways?

A: To go with the traffic jam.

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What street can you find ghosts? 

Dead ends.

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot. 

A carrot.

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What do you call a magic dog? 

Labra-cadabra-doodle.

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Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle? 

He never tells the truth. He’s always a-lion.

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What do sharks say when something cool happens? 

Jawesome!

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What do you call a fish with no eye? 

Fsh.

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What do you call a fly without wings? 

A walk.

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Why are spiders so smart? 

They can find everything on the web.

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What do you call a sad strawberry? 

A blueberry.

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Where do cows go on their first date?

To the movies

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What kind of car does an egg drive?

A yolkswagen.

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