Why are fish easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales!
What's the difference between 'a piano' and 'a fish'?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Why was the pirate so skinny?
Because he had a 'sunken chest'.
What kind of fish likes to tell jokes?
Clownfish
Why didn't the crab share his toys with his little brother?
Because he was 'shellfish'
What bus crossed the ocean?
Columbus
What type of fish come out at night?
Starfish
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet!
What kind of fish do pirates hide in the treasure chest?
Goldfish
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It's always waving.
What do you call a whale in a bus?
Stuck!
Where do mummies like to swim?
In the Dead Sea
How did the ocean explorer know he had discovered land?
He was 'shore' of it!
Why do some fish live at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school.
What do killer whales eat for dinner?
Fish and ships
Why couldn't the sailor play cards?
Because the crew was sitting on a deck!
Why did the surfer fall asleep while riding the waves?
He was board.
What day do fish hate the most?
Fryday!
What do you call a seabird's date?
His gull - friend!
How did the oyster call his friends?
He used his 'shellphone'
Why is a pirate ship a good place to buy stuff?
Because it has a big 'sail'
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nice to sea you!
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy
What's the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday