What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy
Why are fish easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales!
Why didn't the crab share his toys with his little brother?
Because he was 'shellfish'
What do you call a seabird's date?
His gull - friend!
What bus crossed the ocean?
Columbus
Where do mummies like to swim?
In the Dead Sea
Why couldn't the sailor play cards?
Because the crew was sitting on a deck!
What kind of fish likes to tell jokes?
Clownfish
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It's always waving.
Why was the pirate so skinny?
Because he had a 'sunken chest'.
What day do fish hate the most?
Fryday!
Why is a pirate ship a good place to buy stuff?
Because it has a big 'sail'
What kind of fish do pirates hide in the treasure chest?
Goldfish
What type of fish come out at night?
Starfish
What do killer whales eat for dinner?
Fish and ships
How did the ocean explorer know he had discovered land?
He was 'shore' of it!
How did the oyster call his friends?
He used his 'shellphone'
What's the difference between 'a piano' and 'a fish'?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet!
What do you call a whale in a bus?
Stuck!
Why do some fish live at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school.
What's the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nice to sea you!
Why did the surfer fall asleep while riding the waves?
He was board.