How did the oyster call his friends?
He used his 'shellphone'
What's the difference between 'a piano' and 'a fish'?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
What do you call a whale in a bus?
Stuck!
Why didn't the crab share his toys with his little brother?
Because he was 'shellfish'
Why was the pirate so skinny?
Because he had a 'sunken chest'.
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It's always waving.
Why did the surfer fall asleep while riding the waves?
He was board.
What day do fish hate the most?
Fryday!
Why do some fish live at the bottom of the ocean?
Because they dropped out of school.
Why is a pirate ship a good place to buy stuff?
Because it has a big 'sail'
What bus cross the ocean?
Columbus
Why are fish easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales!
