How does a video game end on St Patrick's Day?
Game Clover!
Why do leprechauns only accept dollar bills?
Because they are green!
Why should you never lend money to a leprechaun?
Because they always come up short!
Why do Irish people recycle?
Because they like to go green!
Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they are short tempered.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
When the light turns green... of course!
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms
Why do leprechauns love to garden?
Because they have got "the green finger"!
Where do leprechauns live?
In lepre-condos
What's small, lucky and green all over?
A leprechaun who recycles.
What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
Small Talk!
What do you call a leprechaun who broke the law?
A lepre-con.
What do Irish men say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?
You too!?!
What kind of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow!