What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms
Where do leprechauns live?
In lepre-condos
What's small, lucky and green all over?
A leprechaun who recycles.
Why do leprechauns love to garden?
Because they have got "the green finger"!
What do you call a leprechaun who broke the law?
A lepre-con.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
When the light turns green... of course!
Why should you never lend money to a leprechaun?
Because they always come up short!
What do Irish men say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?
You too!?!
Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they are short tempered.
What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
Small Talk!
Why do Irish people recycle?
Because they like to go green!
What kind of bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow!
How does a video game end on St Patrick's Day?
Game Clover!
Why do leprechauns only accept dollar bills?
Because they are green!
